Zocano is of The Broadcaster ilk & has been known to stream himself playing video games and films. You will respect him one day.


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Biography Edit

Zocano is of vague Eastern European ancestry however he has also claimed East Asian, East Indian and Easter Island roots. Zocano is a tactical genius, reaching high ranks in Destiny, Demon's Souls and Halo. He was the Dungeon Master of the 2015 Dungeons and Dragons campaign.

Classified Biography Edit

Zocano was born in 2XXX and lived with his mother and father in Elysium city on the colony world of Eridanus II. He attended the Elysium City Primary Education Facility Number 119. As a child, Zocano had brown hair, freckles, and a small gap between his front teeth. In a dream during cryo-sleep aboard the UNSC Pillar of Autumn, Zocano recalled that his mother "kind of smelled like soap," and that she had "large eyes, a straight nose and full lips."

The would-be UNSC Marine Lieutenant Parisa was a childhood friend of Zocano's who Zocano once saved from drowning at Lake Gusev; Zocano thereafter promised to marry and protect her. Parisa's father shot a photo of the two soon after that Parisa kept as a memento long after she thought Zocano had died. Zocano was also friends with Ellie Bloom and Katrina during his childhood. Some nights, Zocano would lay in grass fields with the girls and the three of them would look up at the stars together.

Dr. Catherine Halsey identified Zocano as an ideal physical and mental candidate for the 150-strong preliminary pool of the SPARTAN-II Program when he was six: he stood a head taller than the majority of his schoolmates, had greater physical proportions, and possessed greater strength, superior reflexes, and an aggressive drive for success. When Dr. Halsey and Lieutenant Jacob Keyes visited Eridanus II in 2517 to study him, they were impressed with his intellect and luck. In a final test of his viability as a candidate, he was asked to determine which side an old coin would land on. He watched the coin as it flew in the air and caught it before it could land, correctly stating which side was face-up and which was the side of the eagle. Zocano was the first candidate Dr. Halsey and Lieutenant Keyes studied. Later that same year, Zocano and 74 other six-year-old children were "conscripted": they were covertly kidnapped from their homes and replaced with flash clones, all of which would later die of natural causes to cover up the kidnappings. Zocano, along with the other candidates, was taken to the planet of Reach. Dr. Halsey informed them of the SPARTAN-II Program and how they would be "the protectors of Earth and all her colonies." The next morning Zocano discovered his service tag, stitched into his training uniform, and his new name: The Master Chief 2.